Posted on r/teenagers, its an updated version of the 'I used to jerk off to Angry Birds' copypasta.. When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game all the way to angry Birds seasons and HD and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden Terence showed up and turned me on.The only 🕦 way 🌌 to get 🍆 me 😭 back 💪🏼 now 👩🦳 is by 😈🏼 promoting me 🤙🤘 to Head 🤯 of Security. 👮 You 👈 have 🤯 24 ️ hours, 🕐 the clock 🕘 is ticking. 🙄 I 😎 am 👦 beyond 👉 disappointed. 😥. 3. 2 Share. Sort by: Best. Add a Comment. CummyBot9999. • 2 yr. ago. shit semen lube nut.January 29, 2023. I can’t live without Roblox. It’s the only thing that keeps me going, the only thing that makes sense in this crazy world. I need it. I need to play it. I need to feel the rush of adrenaline as I conquer a new game, the sense of accomplishment as I level up. I need to feel like I belong, like I’m part of something bigger ...If you have kids, then odds are you’ve heard of Roblox — even if you’re not sure exactly what the platform’s all about. To put it simply, Roblox is an online gaming and game design...https://twitch.tv/ninjathis is just a reposted video. not the originalOwoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better. Buying Rogue Lineage Girlfriend For 6 Silver. Upon agreeing to become my girlfriend, you agree to the following: -Adding me on discord and roblox and talk to me when you have the time. -Flirting and other sexual activities like ERP in game or discord.ADMIN MOD. my boyfriend left me because of roblox. My bf wanted to watch a movie with me, so he called me downstairs to come watch. I said I'd be down in a minute because I was just playing roblox. I got carried away and forgot and about half an hour later he walked in and asked if I was "playing that stupid roblox game again".The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor ...So what u need to know my hobbies: PianoSports/ footballSwimming Hanging out with friends! So if u relate to those u can send a friend request. I do not like being sad which is half of the time :(. But I am ready to play some roblox and hang out make sure to have a great day and don't think mean because u aren't!. Have a nice and wonderful day!.Apr 10, 2024 · About. 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I woke up to him doing this at 3:00 AM this morning and was so exhausted that I did nothing and tried to go back ...Finally satisifed with my answer, I nonchalantly walked aware from the murder scene (yet another Murder Mystery 2 reference!). Fast forward to now, I am in my Jeep (one that has an eerie resemblance to the free model one you can use inside of roblox) and am traveling at 60 studs per second to San Mateo, California.But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,May the weight of your sins crush you. May the weight of your sins crush you, sending you into a fiery abyss of damnation. 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Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence .Roblox IS SHUTDOWN MENTAL BREAKDOWN! Its been 18 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads ...1 minute without Roblox, I cant 1 minute without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the ...At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. 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Roblox (stylized as RŌBLOX) had 30 million monthly active users, and a peak of 900,000 concurrent users. Around the same time period, the safe chat feature was removed and replaced by a system based on a whitelist with a set of acceptable words for users under 13 years old and on a "black list" for ...Heyyyyyy!!! 🥴🍻 Oh my gosh, you won't believe what just happened!!! 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Fast forward to now, I am in my Jeep (one that has an eerie resemblance to the free model one you can use inside of roblox) and am traveling at 60 studs per second to San Mateo, California.Roblox is down. @everyone Its been 62 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from ...First of all: Credits to people in twitter because that's where I found all these AI video memes. i'm just the one who took the videos and mashed them togeth...A very long insult. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. 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Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me ...The internet's largest database of copypastas. 400,000+ copypastas archived. A copypasta is a block of text written by users online, to be copy-pasted across the internet for a funny or "meme" effect. CopypastaDB archives these memes on a daily basis to preserve this key part of internet heritage. Attention: All copypastas found in this ...ADMIN MOD. fuck it, here's minos prime's monologue from ultrakill. Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten!Every Roblox copypasta for easy copy paste to send to your friends in-game or Discord messages. From the famous "Roblox is down" to Roblox ASCII art copypasta!It's a Sith legend. 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I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed ...source: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/10tod7r/roblox_is_dead_and_so_am_i/created with https://beta.elevenlabs.io/speech-synthesisA few weeks ago after I got done playing ROBLOX anime games, I feel asleep. But this wasn't a regular dream, it was a WET FREAKING DREAM. After I spawned into crossroads, there were players everywhere, but they had weins though and nothing on. I started to come. Suddenly, I felt something warm and nice rubbing along my back.Roblox is down. Its been 18 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. 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The game has nice blocky graphics, thats a good mix of realistic and cartoony, and most of the community is great. The games are fun and and are constantly getting updated.ADMIN MOD. my boyfriend left me because of roblox. My bf wanted to watch a movie with me, so he called me downstairs to come watch. I said I'd be down in a minute because I was just playing roblox. I got carried away and forgot and about half an hour later he walked in and asked if I was "playing that stupid roblox game again".Some of Roblox's updates that were designed to improve a player's experience has really hurt it. One of these was removing the Tix system. For newcomers to Roblox, Tix was a form of currency that had less value than Robux, but was available to be won and was used to purchase some items.When you think about it, the concept of Roblox has got to be the absolute greatest game concept of all time. 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